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A New Skiing legend is Born…

March 9th, 2017 · No Comments

Somehow, I’m doubting when Y’all think of Seattle, the word Snow comes to mind? Especially since typically all it does here in the Pacific Northwest is Rain, Rain, Rain… And then Rain some more!

And while I’m aware there’s places back east, especially the Midwest that have been hit harder than us, nonetheless, when’s the last time that Seattle has had more Snowfall than Minneapolis, eh?

Thus naturally this abomination of a winter we’re still experiencing, seriously? Snow in Mid-March; WTF! Made me get a chuckle out of the following story I blindly sledded into during one of my daily News Trawls.

Worst Skier ever has Best Explanation, He never trained on Snow

Haven’t ever heard of Adrian Solano? Neither had I , as the young Venezuelan who’s Day Job is Cook, had the audacity to believe he could learn to cross country ski underneath his countries’ blazing sun on roller skis in order to one day compete on actual Snow!

Thus, as the Finnish TV Commentators shredded Solano as the Worst Skier Ever! In what’s being called his “Back Story,” with Adrian having not only never skied on snow, he’d never even actually seen it in real life!

Hence, his performance at the Lahti Nordic World Ski Championships were perhaps a bit comical, made me immediately think of two other prime examples of courageous athletes who simply followed their dream of competing in Sports highest echelons, most notably “Eddie the Eagle,” closely followed by the Jamaican Bobsledding squad.

Eddie ‘the Eagle’ Edwards: ‘My parents didn’t quite understand what had happened with the Olympics’

Naturally Solano’s Dreams were almost crushed before even reaching Finland, when Paris Airport Officials refused to believe the 22-year old Cook was a professional athlete en route to competition in Lahti.

Yet fortunately somebody believed in him, as Aleksi Valavuori, a Finnish TV personality set to work getting new funding to send Adrian back to Finland, raising over $4,000 Euros for the unknown Venezuelan, allowing Solano to actually contest his first ever cross country snow events…

Back in Venezuela, Worst Skier proud of accomplishment

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Area 51: ‘lil Blue ‘N White Men Crawl out of their Silver Capsule during Halftime Show, Cratering Falcon’s once Unsalable lead…

February 27th, 2017 · No Comments

So of the very few person’s I talked “Turkey” with; Err my predilections upon my hoped for outcome of this year’s Super Bowl LI, which equals 51, or SB51 for short, get I-T?

For All three of uze Sportyblog readers out Thar’, your Senior Scribe Touchdown Tommy was totally hoping that the Atlanta Falcons would do the unthinkable, and soundly thrash the New England Patriots; HUT-HUT, OMAHA! OOPS! Wrong Signal caller; Hooah!

As Y’all know who I’d wanted to win this year’s Soupier Dooper Bowl game, for which one of the few I’d emailed my riveting thoughts here upon Sportyblog, replied, saying: “What Happened?”

As I did the unthinkable and stuck to my day long ban of NOT watching any Super Bowl dribble, including the game, only asking my friend Jeannie to call me when it was almost Halftime, since I wished to listen to Lady Gaga’s performance.

As I’d first been subjected to copious amounts of Lady Gaga playing on the radio an eternity ago when visiting Sweden; Ya Sure Yuh Betcha!

As the funniest part was the radio station was plugging away ceasessly about her upcoming concert for The (2009-2011) Monster Ball Tour that was already Sold Out, while my friend Alvin thought it’d be funny to make me a Lady Gaga Mix CD; Ha-Ha-Ha…

And then I became a fan ‘O hers again last summer when she moved IndyCar’s needle by letting Mario Andretti chauffer her in the 2X Seater for the opening pace laps of the Magnanimous 100th running of the Indianapolis 500.

Although I had to ask Jeannie will it only be Lady Gaga, or is Taylor Swift joining her; Hya! Y’all know like the past few years, as I’ve been sucked into wanting to hear The Red Hot Chili Peppers, who instead were Bruno Mars “Backup Band.” Or last year’s Coldplay rendition with Beyoncétaking over the show, with that Bruno Mars guy in tow…

So the phone rang with Jeannie telling me it was 3:43 ’til Halftime, so I turned on Thy Telie’ Justin-time to see Tom Brady throw an “INT” that some Atlanta player rumbled back 82-yards for a “Pick-Six” TD giving the Falcons an eventual halftime lead of 21-3; SWEET!

And then I waited, waited and waited, and guess what; Yep! Waited a ‘lil more for the Coke Zero Frito Lay Slim Jims Depenz’ Pepsi Sugar Free Halftime Show presented by the Chevrolet Denali built Ford Tough Hyundai Super Bowl LI Concert…

Uhm, did I forget anybody? Oh wait, where’s Duh MUTE button as Jimmy “My Hair Doesn’t Move” Johnson, not the seven times RASSCAR’ champion; Oh Never Mind! Was banterin’ back ‘N forth with Terry Bradshaw: SHUT U-P! I just wanna hear Lady Gaga!

And then the Fireworks popped and Lady Gaga flew onto the stage, careening downwards on a wire I’m told, apparently with NO Janet Jackson “Wardrobe Malfunctions!”

And the entertainment was pretty funny since I only recognized two songs from the entire performance, appropriately being the show’s bookends, i.e.; first and last songs.

As I recognized Poker Face, Ja-Ja from those long forgotten Sweden days, along with another Oldie closing out the show, titled Bad Romance.

While the other song I enjoyed was Telephone, for which I’ve since discovered all three are from her first two albums The Fame, and The Fame Monster which was a reissue of her The Fame album with extra tracks included.

Lady Gaga Super Bowl 51 performance

Thus Mission Accomplished! I went back to serenely listening to my extremely long 18-dis CD Audiobook tome, simply titled Coolidge, by Amity Shlaes. Since naturally politics are on many people’s minds these days. Yet when the telephone rang later that evening, I could immediately tell by Jeanie’s strained tone that the unthinkable happened.

You’re NOT gonna tell me that the Patriots won? They Did, What? You’ve got to be FREAKIN’ Kiddin’ Me!

Atlanta zoo names cockroach after Tom Brady

Alas, since I only watched the last three-plus; Err it felt like fifteen minutes of the first half, I have ZERO idea how Atlanta melted down and let those Dastardly Patriots back into the game, having since learned that Atlanta led 28-3 in the latter stages of the game, before history was made, being the first ever OT Super Bowl; CRIKEYS!

Cheeky tribute: Patriots fan gets Brady tattoo on backside.

Did Atlanta choke? Sure appears so, having since heard somewheres ’bout it being the worst Flop since the Seahawks elected to pass on 4th & 1, on the One yard line against some team called New England; Oh Never Mind!

As Atlanta’s since made some coaching changes, the most intriguing to Mwah being the hiring of The Sark’, nee Steve Sarkisian, once Head Coach of the DAWGS’, aka University of Washington Huskies, who perhaps Y’all have heard of this past football season’s No. 4 ranked college football team, eh?

Yet Sarkisian jumped ship from Washington back to SoCal’ to become Head Coach of his Alma Matter USC before being fired. Then a brief stint at Alabama, as Offensive Coordinator of the losing National Championship squad before being hired to replace the departing Kyle Shanahan as the Falcons new Offensive Coordinator; Sheez! I’m tired after just typing all that…

And Dan Quinn, as I’ve belaboured being another ex-Seattle Alum, nee Seahawks Super Bowl winning Defensive Coordinator subsequently let two defensive coaches go, with Defensive Coordinator Richard Smith and Defensive Line Coach Bryan Cox being fired just days after Atlanta’s humiliating defeat.

Five reasons why Atlanta lost Super Bowl

As the Spoils of Victory go to the Winners…

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Are the Atlanta Falcons the New Seahawks? and is Seattle’s NFC West Division Dynasty Crumbling?

January 30th, 2017 · No Comments

Although living in the Belly ‘O The Beast, I cannot say that I’m a fervent Hawks’ Fan, although I do quite enjoy listening to “The Voice of The Seahawks,” aka KIRO 97.3FM’s Steve “HOLY CATFISH!” Raible, along with his colour commentator Warren #1 Moon.

Raible, an ex-Seahawks Wide Receiver, #83 if I’m not mistaken, played opposite some Hall of Famer named Largent, Steve Largent! As I truly enjoy his going Gonzo ‘N Yelling TOUCHDOWN SEAAAAA-HAWKS!

although I’ll confess, I turned off the radio quite early after halftime commenced in the Georgia Dome, where the Hawks went down in flames, losing to Atlanta 36-20.

As It’s easy to “Monday morning Quarterback,” especially now that we’re just ah-waitin’ the Ball Boys to blow-up ‘Dem Pigskins for some ‘lil ‘Ol Football game, which apparently Roger “Goody Two-shoes” Goodell sez’ he’ll be honoured to hand the MVP Award to somebody named Brady; OOPSADAISY, BUTTERFINGERS!

As surely the irony of Atlanta making it to this year’s Super Bowl isn’t lost uponY’all, as their Head Coach Dan Quinn was Seattle’s Defensive Coordinator between 2013-2014, ironically during Seattle’s Super Bowl reign.

And Atlanta’s drubbing of Seattle saw the Student giving his Teacher a good ‘Ol thrashing…

While much noise has been made ’bout whether or not Mr. Excitement, nee Pete Carroll’s Seahawks have gone off the boil? Or even worse, lost their once almighty superiority? Since I didn’t follow them on a weekly basis, but it sure seems like Sherm’, nee Richard Sherman has lost his marbles; Err his britches have gotten a tad too large?

And now there’s this whole ‘lil matter ’bout Carroll fumbling away the news that the All Pro Corner Back was playing with an unannounced injury; Huh? May be it was just his knee swelling up? As C’mon Pete, you guys simply got beat by a better opponent!

Since perhaps if you hadn’t lost to Arizona at home and managed to keep Home Field advantage thru the playoffs; Oh Never Mind! But is Seattle’s NFC West Dynasty coming to an end? And can they ever win another Super Bowl, which A-L-L of Seattle wants to desperately know…

Are the Seahawks best Days behind them?

As I haven’t listened to a peep ‘O football since turning off the radio during Seattle’s playoff defeat, which was really funny to Mwah, as it’d be quiet all afternoon until the Hawks finally scored a touchdown and my local 12S’ Yeahooz’ couldn’t resist, and by Gummit, we’re gonna blow off all these BOOM-BOOM Fireworks now, cause we won’t be winning today…

And know I’ll be in the minority, ’cause I definitely won’t be spending any time listening to Super Bowl LI, aka 51 from Houston, nonetheless I’ll definitely be rootin’ for Atlanta to thump those New England Patriots, so Y’all can witness Tom Brady crying on the sidelines; Boo Hoo-Hoo!

As ’bout the only thing I don’t like ’bout the Falcons is all of this dribble by the media over “Mattie Ice;” Uhm, like Yo Reporters, if there’s anybody with ice water in his veins it’s that Cat named Brady, who’s allegedly playing in his seventh Super Bowl, and has won four FREAKIN’ times; URGH!

Whilst lastly, and Y’all know it’s Ah-comin’, but; if Atlanta’s trailing by three in the 4th Quarter, on the Goal-line and about to win their first ever Super Bowl. will they attempt passing the ball or handing the rock off to their Running Back instead?

As we all know what Richard Sherman thinks about calling that play, right? As somehow I don’t think Seattle’s Offensive Coordinator Darrell Bevell was on ‘Ol Sherms’ Christmas Card list this past December…


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A Sampling of a Few Sporting Stars Holidays Cheers to Others Overshadows last year’s dread…

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Surely Thy Seattle Seahawks are looking somewhat forward to flying off to Atlanta for some 'lil 'Ol Pigskin game this Saturday. As it'll definitely be warmer Thar, especially inside the soon to be demolished Georgia Dome.

Although, Thar's Nothin' like playing at Home, eh? Even if it was a Wee Bit on the Chilly side last weekend when Seattle defeated the Detroit Lions on a very slick, damp and cold playing surface, with Kickoff temperature being 35 degrees-f.

Alas, 'Ol Man, or is it thou Misses? Hya! Mr. Winter's been kicking Seattle's ARSE lately, albeit I'm aware it's not as bad as portions of the Midwest; ergo Minnesota, etc. But it's still DAMN COLD for Seattle, with several weeks of below freezing; but I digress...

As why all the weather blather, eh? Well it's designed to be an Oh, so Clever tie-in to this languishing story I've been meaning to scribble, but just haven't had time over the now departed Holidays.

Having spent the Christmas Holiday Up North Eh! Which is where Oh Canada exists,, but in true South Park tradition; we're definitely Blaming KanaDuh who keeps sending us it's Arctic Winds down the Frasier Valley, without even showing it's Passport at the Border...

Thus, whilst visiting Vancouver, BC, I was made aware of the fevered pitch 'O Facebook users lamenting how bad the just concluded year 2016 had been, which led me to come up with the following trivia question.

What do Glen Frey, David Bowie, Lenard Cohen, Prince Rogers Nelson and George Michael have in common?

All five musicians passed away in 2016. Although their deaths were swiftly overshadowed by the passing of Carrie Fisher who was immediately upstaged by her mother Debbie Reynolds joining her, leaving some to ponder...

Is 2016 the Worst Year in History?

Obviously the year Twenty Sixteen wasn’t all bad, as your humble Senior Sportyblog Scribe Touchdown Tommy spends countless hours perusing the Newswires for Stick ‘N Ball stories, one in particular caught my Attenzione last year, which captivated Mwah for some reason.

As surely there’s other countless Super Star Athletes who make similar efforts of kindness, along with going out of their way to enrich less fortunate people’s life’s, but I really enjoyed the story regarding Golden State Warriors Star Point Guard last November.

Steph Curry hopes visit to hospital provides ‘lasting memory’ for Brody

And since this is supposed to be a Sports Blog, naturally the good heartedness gesture of the Indianapolis Colts punter most deservedly needs mentioning. Especially since he enabled many to enjoy keeping their lights and heat on!

Pat McAfee pays electric bill for 115 IPL customers

Which as typical, leads to another titillating tidbit I simply cannot pass up; Hut-Hut-Hut! When mentioning the following regarding another Kicker, whom I enjoy calling Houska-Douska! Better known as the HAWKS’ Stephen Hauschka, who’s been somewhat harangued for his league leading missed PAT’s this season.

As I burst out into laughter, when my local Yeahooz’ who cannot resist setting off Dem BOOM-BOOM Fireworks, typically after every Seahawks victory!

this time instead jumping the gun, setting off a barrage ‘O M-80’s, ironically when Hauschka was missing the extra point in the fourth quarter, when his PAT bounced off the uprights giving Seattle a lead of 19-6 vs. Detroit.

Whilst how could I overlook a Formula 1 driver’s good deed? Especially since my Day Job revolves round poondin’ out motor racing stories for No Fenders. As most probably haven’t heard of Lewis Hamilton, arguably the sport’s top driver at the moment, set to potentially win his fourth world championship this season.

Lewis Hamilton grants the wish of eight-year-old fan as ill youngster gets to sit in British driver’s F1 car before Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

And lastly, while I’m slowly reading Bill Bryson’s most enjoyable travel book ’bout the land of Oz’, titled In a Sunburned Country, regaling Bryson’s travels Down Under,, circa 2000.

Seattle’s and Vancouver’s mutual rivalry makes me think of a joke I heard Wayback’ when being assisted thru the Auckland International airport.

As the very pleasant female Kiwi “Handler” told me the following when telling her where I was traveling from.

Why does Australia spell their beer XXXX? Because they can’t spell; Hya!

Which apparently is in reference to Queensland’s Castlemaine XXXX beer, which as Bryson’s accomplice notes more than once during the book, Queenslander’s are known to have a reputation of what loosely translates to being “”Looney as Mad Hatters” Mates!

Alas, Don’t worry Y’all.! I won’t go all Pacific Northwest “Tree Hugger” on Yuhs, even though I don’t understand the need to destroy such majestic timber! But instead, all I could do was laugh out loud over the apparent blunder’s of those rugged Mountie logger’s whom apparently failed to measure four times, cut once!

Ambitious Plan Yields Unloved Christmas Tree

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Patriots keeps on winning with or without Brady - how far can they go?

January 8th, 2017 · No Comments

Going into the first week of the season, things weren’t looking good for the Patriots. Their trusted quarterback Tom Brady was suspended and for the first time in a long time, they were looking to start a season without him. It’s fair to say that the New England team had relied on Brady somewhat, but despite that, they have managed to pick up several wins without him.

They are currently 3-0 after beating the Texans 27-0, and while it seemed unlikely at the beginning of the season, it looks like they may be able to go 4-0 without Brady. They have been splitting the role between Brissett and Garoppolo, but with Garoppolo injured, they had to rely on the inexperienced Brissett to get them through.

But Brissett has proved to be a star in the making. He might not have the vision that Brady has, but he has speed, and that proved essential in the Texans win. Brissett only had three day to prepare for this game and the Texans were 2-0 going into it, which just adds to the achievement.

So can they go one better and make it 4-0 before Brady returns? And if they do, will this stint signal the end of the star quarterback? Can the Patriots finally stop worrying about Brady’s inevitable retirement and start looking toward a future that is as bright as their past?

Bill Belichick

The Patriots coach deserves most of the acclaim. It was his decision to sign Brissett, it was he who managed to orchestrate an opening week win even without their start QB and TE, and he was he who picked the crucial plays that led them to that unlikely victory last week.

Belichick has been in the shadow of his own quarterback in the past, but with Brady sidelined through suspension, he has finally had an opportunity to show the fans and the rest of the NFL that he really is the main man behind the Pats success. He managed the game from the first whistle to the last. He ran low-risk plays more commonly used in college football. He stuck to a short passing and running games, knowing that Brissett was always prepared to scramble if needed.

He basically played to the advantages of his young quarterback, even though it meant playing a completely different game to the one they had been playing with Brady. Defensively they were able to shut the Texans out, an amazing feat when you consider their previous performances this season. The Patriots don’t have the best squad, certainly not right now, but last week you could be mistaken for thinking otherwise and that is the power of Bill Belichick.

Jacoby Brissett

Brissett is the third-string QB. When Brady returns from his suspension and Garoppolo is fit again, he could be pushed down the rankings. But if he can match his performance against the Texans with a similar one against the Bills, then it should be a different story.

Brissett played out of his skin because he knew that he had to. He knew that this was his chance, that he was lucky to get it and that he may never have another chance like it again, certainly not for the Patriots. He wouldn’t have been the first QB with potential to spend his career watching from the sidelines, only to slip into obscurity.

He was given an opportunity, and like any capable athlete, he took it with both hands. Brissett has plenty of experience behind him during stints with NC State and Florida. He is stronger and quicker than Brady, but as evident by his 195 passing yards last week, he can also throw. He is nothing like Brady and he probably won’t have the same impact that Brady had, but he can certainly step up to the mark when needed.

Brissett has the potential to take this team to the playoffs, but he’ll probably fall short of Super Bowl success. He could be a big QB for a lesser team, but at the Patriots he’s probably going to end up as a strong second-string QB. There is a good chance he will move up the rankings by the time Brady comes back, and an equally good chance he will step up to the plate when Brady retires. But it’s not likely that Jacoby Brissett will be the one they turn to to take Brady’s place over the long term.

The Run

With all things considered, Patriots will almost certainly get the edge over the Bills this coming week. Brissett is on fire. His youth, his confidence and his strength will carry them over the line, while the Pats defense will hold off the Bills just like it held off the Texans. It’s going to be a tactical game and it will continue to be that way until Brady returns and assumes control once more.

Joining a team that is already 4-0, you would expect Brady to carry the Patriots to the play-offs and even to the Super Bowl. They’ll probably not go undefeated, but they can certainly make it to the main event, giving Brady what will probably be his final shot at winning his fifth Super Bowl.

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