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Trumping The Easter bunny…

April 19th, 2019 · No Comments

Is it over Thar? Nope, may be it’s over Thar? Uhm, may be behind that log? Down that Hill or over that Sand Dune?

So what does our GURR-REAT President and the Easter Bunny have in common? Well they’re both really good at laying eggs! Although I’m pretty sure that the Easter Bunny’s trying to make it not too Hard to find his…

FOUR!

Whilst Bravo Donald! You’ve simply managed to outdo yourself this time. Oopsadaisy, Butterfingers! Better take a Mulligan on that one Mr. President!

What’s that? You’ve already used your Mulligan on the first Hole? And now you cannot find your Balls? Uhm, aren’t you playing with a No. 1 titlist? And how many Golf Club Championships did you say you’ve won again? Uhm, Mr. President, haven’t you heard of Pinocchio?

And did you really call two Ticky Tack Fouls against a 15yr old Teenager you were playing for one of your perceived Golfing Tourney’ Titles? And then after mocking said teenager, ended up losing to him on the second Shootout Hole?

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Or perhaps after Y’all have finished biting the ears off those Chocolate Bunnies, Mmmm-Mmmm, Sprinkles… you’ll wanna relive the time when Thee Donald was just a Punk’ in “Jawsey City” and trying to acquire an NFL Franchise on the Cheap, when he was the owner of the New Jersey Generals…

When the long forgotten USFL New Jersey Generals Owner was jus A Punk’

Since isn’t the Nat’l Football Leagues Draft just round the corner? And which teams will be laying rotten eggs with their Draft Picks?

Hey look over Thar Mr. President, isn’t that your Golf Ball? Right there. Nope, it’s an Easter Egg, Uhm I love Easter Eggs, and Bunnies!

Bon App├ętit!

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