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Saints continue cashing in on Colts loss

February 10th, 2010 · No Comments

By now everyone knows that the New Orleans Saints have finally crushed the decade’s long tradition of being known as the AIN’TS, by having defeated the Indianapolis Colts in Superbowl XLIV 31-17 in Miami, even after seeing the Colts favored by 5-points.

 

Thus, with Indianapolis’s inexplicable loss to what seemingly has become this year’s America’s Team, having become the most watched television program in history, having surpassed the 1983 MASH Finale, regrettably Indiana Officials began paying off their various bets with opposing Politicians.

 

Indiana’s Mayor Greg Ballard had his staff contact five local upscale establishments in order to make good on the bets made with New Orleans outgoing Mayor Ray Nagin.

 

Indianapolis will send gourmet cookies, a case of Pork Tenderloins, a Barbeque platter, Shrimp cocktails and Cajun food from an ex-New Orleans resident who’d moved to Indiana after Hurricane Katrina, as the food will be sent frozen later this week…

 

Meanwhile Governor Mitch Daniels awaits his impending portion of the bet, as each Governor agreed to have each others State’s flag displayed either on his public car, his office or other designated location, depending on the winners choice, as Daniels awaits receiving his Louisiana flag.

 

Yet by far the worst off in Indianapolis was its Lottery Official Kathryn Densborn, who was at the mercy of Saints Fans in an online poll to decide if she’d be doing a N’awlins Second line style dance, eating a raw Oyster for every Saint touchdown scored, or singing when the Saints come Marching in, all in front of the Lucas Oil Stadium.

 

Fortunately voters went easy on her and chose to hear her version of Who’s Dat Saints Marching-in song, replete in Saints uniform, of which Densborn has requested either of former Hoosier’s Tracy Porter or Courtney Roby’s jersey to perform the song in.

 

Lastly, Indiana House Speaker Patrick Bauer made his very first bet with opposing Louisiana House Speaker and will now be sending an assortment of Notre Dame Chocolates to his Bayou contemporary.

 

Word also comes that the triumphant Saints will be forced to use a multitude of different colored beads to throw out to the thousands of adoring fans during its celebratory victory parade as the residents of New Orleans had already snapped up all of the available gold and black beads prior to the Superbowl. No word on whether or not any blue and white beads will be used?

 

Congratulations New Orleans Saints…

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